The CrowOnce upon a time there was rooster named James. James was no ordinary roster though. James was cursed as a chick to forever long to be a human, and every night at dusk, he crows once, and turns into a human, until dawn when he crows again, and is a rooster again.One night, when James was out picking wild berries, he saw a beautiful woman with bows in her hair walking down the rows of berries, picking the ripe ones. James was scared of the woman, since he had never befriended humans, so he hid behind the rows of berries. The woman noticed his rustling in the bushes, and ducked behind the rows of bushes as well. Terrified, James ran back to his barn, and hid under a pile of straw, where he turned back into a rooster.The next morning, he wandered around the farmyard, pecking around for seeds, and the woman walked into the farm. James panicked, and hid behind a truck. Later that night, James went back out to pick more wild berries, and he saw the girl again."SQUAK!!!!" he shouted
Bench Pressing"How much do you weigh?" he asked the smaller boy."I dunno... one twenty?" the smaller boy responded, unsure of his answer."Hell, I could bench press you!" he laughed."Let's see about that." the smaller boy smirked."How? There's not a bench around here..." he responded, confused."I happen to carry one around in my bag."
ANGRY!!!AngerThe raging inferno in your mindIt may as well be confinedTo the tiny space, I might remind,That you call"Refined"