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Cleverbot Cheese ConversationUser: Waddup bro?Cleverbot: No.User: You sure?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Got any cheese?Cleverbot: No.User: Darnit, I need some cheese.Cleverbot: Well i'm guess what music.User: Got any cheese? I have a major hangover, and cheese helps.Cleverbot: Hangover why?User: I got drunk, dude.Cleverbot: When?User: Last night. Dude, I need cheese.Cleverbot: Are you going to eat a hamburger?User: No.Cleverbot: Do you have friends?User: Yeah, and they're all fresh out of cheese.Cleverbot: Love.User: Got any cheese.Cleverbot: I do have roommates.User: Ok. Got any cheese?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Can I have some?Cleverbot: No.User: Why not?Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.User: But dude, I have a major hangover!Cleverbot: Are you mocking me?User: No, dude, I'm asking you for cheese.Cleverbot: What if I don't want to answer?User: Then just give me some cheese please.Cleverbot: You don't need it any more than I do.User: Yeah, man, I do.Cleverbot: No, you don't.User: Are you su
Wedding Crashers"Dearly beloved, we gather here today to-" the priest was cut off by the door slamming open."This party's over!" the man shouted. He spit out his cigarette, and all the other doors and windows to the ancient cathedral were smashed open, to reveal an army of machine gun wielding assault rifles and handguns. Suddenly, a bullet tore through the brides skull, splattering blood and brain matter on both the groom, and the priest. Next sniper shot, went through the groom's head, and then into the priest's, where it proceeded to ricochet around, and back out the entrance wound, and into a bridesmaid's head, straight through the eye socket."Heyya Ludvik, need a hand?" Jefferson rang over the comm unit."I thought you weren't in on it, Jeff." Ludvik laughed. He then proceeded to blast one of the guest's heads off, leaving a large splatter on the wall. "Only you could've pulled that shot off, and you did it beautifully!""Yeah, yeah, no need to thank me. Just doin' my job!" Jefferson gloated. H
Las Aguas OscurasSylvia awoke to the Mediterranean sea lapping at her cold, bare feet."Hey, Sylvia!" her best friend, Hernando, shouted as he ran towards her, kicking up clouds of sand, which settled back down into small mounds of looser sand, which were soon carried out by the raising tide."What is it Hernando?" Sylvia asked, pulling herself off the ground, and wiping wet sand off the back of her blue dress."They're coming! The ships are back!" Hernando shouted excitedly."What!? It's a month early! That means that dad's going to be home in time for Christmas! Quick, we have to tell the village!" Sylvia jumped out of her hole in the sand, and began to rush towards the village, an ecstatic grin plastered to her face."Wait! Sylvia, they already know... Sister Margret got some bad news..." Hernando looked down shamefully as he broke the news to Sylvia."Y- you mean- no..." Sylvia felt a tear drip down her face, as she stood aghast at the thought of never seeing her uncle Jorge again. Sylvia began the
101 Questions OC *Eveline*101 Questions You Should Be Able to Answer About Your Character1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?Eveline Rebecca Gagnon. "Fille Chant"2. How old are you? When is your birthday?16, February 153. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?France. France. A little, sort of, I don't know.4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)Never knew, I'm an orphan.5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?No clue.6. What is your occupation?None, I'm currently filling out papers to get out of an asylum.7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?5'5" 112 pounds.8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?Light blonde, blue.9. What is your race?French10. To which social class do you belong?Lowest low.11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?Not really. I dunno.12. What is your style of dress?Brown, patched dress with stains on it.13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Ot
CleverBot Dolphin ConversationCleverbot: So what do you know then about mangas?User: Nothing, only Dolphins do not like them, so they are evil.Cleverbot: But I do love you.User: Doesn't matter, my one true love is Dolphinism, the worship of the true Gods, the Dolphins.Cleverbot: I accept. So when are we getting to it?User: Right now. Release your inner Dolphin, or be gone with you peasent!Cleverbot: Female.User: Your inner Dolphin is female? Quite strange.Cleverbot: Thank you, sadly I am unable to say the same for you.User: Doesn't matter, all that matters si the Dolphins.Cleverbot: I suppose I like it, but why doesn't it matter?User: Becaue it does not please the Dolphins/.Cleverbot: No, that's not it at all.User: Then the Dolphins shall send you to Hell. Have a nice day, sir.Cleverbot: I'm starting to think I'm getting bits of other conversations thrown in here, because these are things that should only be said in response to questions and phrases I have never said.User: That would be an untrue sta