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SlitherIt started out as an internet craze, just some pictures that popped up here and there, maybe a few crazy stories, not much. Then, someone turned it into a movie. They took it a step further. I am Slender Man. Ok, sounds pretty corny, right? Not as much as you think. With the right crazy scientists to run some experiments, a little bit of cosmetic work, and now I'm a seven foot tall, faceless man with stretching arms. To top it all off, if I don't get enough children for them, I get massive doses of hallucinogens. So yeah, I'm pretty screwed up. But as said earlier, I am Slender Man. Not by my own accord, I don't want to steal these children, and sometimes kill them, but I have to. I have half the world against me, and the other half don't think I'm real. I'm screwed.The door swung open."Oh hell!" I tried to yell, but I don't have a mouth. I can't yell. Even if I did have one, I don't have the control over most of my body. The hallucinogen does. The scientist strolled towards m
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Wedding Crashers"Dearly beloved, we gather here today to-" the priest was cut off by the door slamming open."This party's over!" the man shouted. He spit out his cigarette, and all the other doors and windows to the ancient cathedral were smashed open, to reveal an army of machine gun wielding assault rifles and handguns. Suddenly, a bullet tore through the brides skull, splattering blood and brain matter on both the groom, and the priest. Next sniper shot, went through the groom's head, and then into the priest's, where it proceeded to ricochet around, and back out the entrance wound, and into a bridesmaid's head, straight through the eye socket."Heyya Ludvik, need a hand?" Jefferson rang over the comm unit."I thought you weren't in on it, Jeff." Ludvik laughed. He then proceeded to blast one of the guest's heads off, leaving a large splatter on the wall. "Only you could've pulled that shot off, and you did it beautifully!""Yeah, yeah, no need to thank me. Just doin' my job!" Jefferson gloated. H
Las Aguas OscurasSylvia awoke to the Mediterranean sea lapping at her cold, bare feet."Hey, Sylvia!" her best friend, Hernando, shouted as he ran towards her, kicking up clouds of sand, which settled back down into small mounds of looser sand, which were soon carried out by the raising tide."What is it Hernando?" Sylvia asked, pulling herself off the ground, and wiping wet sand off the back of her blue dress."They're coming! The ships are back!" Hernando shouted excitedly."What!? It's a month early! That means that dad's going to be home in time for Christmas! Quick, we have to tell the village!" Sylvia jumped out of her hole in the sand, and began to rush towards the village, an ecstatic grin plastered to her face."Wait! Sylvia, they already know... Sister Margret got some bad news..." Hernando looked down shamefully as he broke the news to Sylvia."Y- you mean- no..." Sylvia felt a tear drip down her face, as she stood aghast at the thought of never seeing her uncle Jorge again. Sylvia began the