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Willow LeafSometimes, you've just got to get out of the house, right? Today was not one of those days. Hi, I'm Leaf, and this is my day that went absolutely wrong. I mean way wrong, like the kind of wrong when you blind fire an arrow straight up, and it happens to hit your best friend in the head and kill them wrong. Well, that's actually exactly what happened, at first. It gets way worse, so just sit back and listen (read, really) to what I have to say.An early Saturday morning, and all is going fine. Mom's sitting down for her ritualistic breakfast of whole wheat bagels smothered in margarine, Willow, my older sister, is chugging down a protein shake, and I'm pouring a cup of coffee to go with a bowl of cereal. Now that you can see us eating, it might help to get a picture of our kitchen; it's a rectangle, about 8'x17', and has stainless steel everything, fridge, counter tops, even cabinets. The only thing that isn't stainless steel is the table and chairs, which are wicker. As you might of no
Danish Twins"A sunny day back in Denmark, that's all I want, just one day." Jenz said breathlessly as she ran behind her brother Jencin. "Yeah, well that's not happening, now keep running before they catch us!" he replied. They were orphans, immigrated to America shortly before their parents had died. Pretty soon, they were living on the streets, stealing almost every scrap of food they ate. Now occupying a small orphanage is southern Texas, the only thing they longed for more than a good home, was a good home in Denmark.When Jenz and Jencin arrived at the orphanage a few hours later, panting and nursing several bruises and cuts. "Where have y'all been?" a grumpy headmistress said in greeting. "Out... getting... food," Jenz managed to reply between pants. The headmistress just sighed and walked away. "Well, she seemed happy to see us." Jencin said sarcastically, biting into an apple. The orphanage was an old mansion that was poorly renovated, and was filled with squalling children. The outside of
The Day it All Went WrongIt was the night of prom, and I had been drafted in to serve at the 'bar' as they called it. Wasn't really a bar, they didn't serve anything remotely alcoholic. I brushed my hair out of my eyes. At the time, it had been popular to grow your hair out, and I followed suit. The ballroom was in the middle of nowhere, somewhere in east Nevada, almost fifty miles from school. I shuffled to the Coke-on-tap and filled a cup for some stuck up bitch who wouldn't stop complaining about how her blankity-blank boyfriend dumped her, or something like that. Under the excruciatingly boring circumstances, I barely fought the urge to kill her and paint her blood across the floor. Painting with blood is more difficult than it sounds. First, you have to find a fresh source, and then it's so thick that it helps to water it down, but that waters down the beautiful crimson as well. While fantasizing about blood, some popular walked up and said "Hey douchebag! You been hittin' on my girl?" I hadn't said a thi
FRANK!"What in the world!?!" I screamed as I saw my best friend, Frank, being cut to pieces by a man with a chainsaw and a thick bronze colored beard. His liver was 20 feet from his heart which was 10 feet from his left knee which was 3 inches away from his head and there was a pool of blood all the way in between. The man who cut Frank up was on the eaves of my house now, running away. I was covered with blood from where I was napping because Frank was right next to me. "You get back here you swine!" I yelled as I tensed to leap onto the roof. I had to squint in the sunlight as I made my pursuit on the, as I estimated, 3 foot man. I pulled out the explosive I had built and threw it at the mans head it missed by an inch, but blew off one of his arms. I heaved a chunk of metal off the roof and threw it at the man and it landed on his foot, "Glazoonks!" the man yelled in agony. I was going to have my dog get him but I didn't have time to free my dog then I thought I could build another explosi