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The Day it All Went WrongIt was the night of prom, and I had been drafted in to serve at the 'bar' as they called it. Wasn't really a bar, they didn't serve anything remotely alcoholic. I brushed my hair out of my eyes. At the time, it had been popular to grow your hair out, and I followed suit. The ballroom was in the middle of nowhere, somewhere in east Nevada, almost fifty miles from school. I shuffled to the Coke-on-tap and filled a cup for some stuck up bitch who wouldn't stop complaining about how her blankity-blank boyfriend dumped her, or something like that. Under the excruciatingly boring circumstances, I barely fought the urge to kill her and paint her blood across the floor. Painting with blood is more difficult than it sounds. First, you have to find a fresh source, and then it's so thick that it helps to water it down, but that waters down the beautiful crimson as well. While fantasizing about blood, some popular walked up and said "Hey douchebag! You been hittin' on my girl?" I hadn't said a thi
FRANK!"What in the world!?!" I screamed as I saw my best friend, Frank, being cut to pieces by a man with a chainsaw and a thick bronze colored beard. His liver was 20 feet from his heart which was 10 feet from his left knee which was 3 inches away from his head and there was a pool of blood all the way in between. The man who cut Frank up was on the eaves of my house now, running away. I was covered with blood from where I was napping because Frank was right next to me. "You get back here you swine!" I yelled as I tensed to leap onto the roof. I had to squint in the sunlight as I made my pursuit on the, as I estimated, 3 foot man. I pulled out the explosive I had built and threw it at the mans head it missed by an inch, but blew off one of his arms. I heaved a chunk of metal off the roof and threw it at the man and it landed on his foot, "Glazoonks!" the man yelled in agony. I was going to have my dog get him but I didn't have time to free my dog then I thought I could build another explosi